HOW TO DEAL WITH UNEXPECTED GUESTS

Hello everydoggy,

My name is Canaille. I am an English Springer Spaniel and Perky, this blog's owner, is my Mum.

As Summer Season is just on, she is pretty busy gardening and she lets me blog for her and entertain you with my funny and sometimes wacky adventures.

If you have read my last post, you already know that there are two foxy intruders in the garden, ready to take my place in Perky's heart.

Of course, I know it won't happen, cause there is not a second in the day when I don't show Perky I love her to the moon and back.

As soon as she gets up, I follow her room-to-room. Sometimes she grumbles that I'm always underfoot and that she should have called me

" Glue-Glue " or "Sticky" instead of Canaille. 

Anyway, whatever she calls me doesn't matter, cause the issue today is how to deal with the two foxes who have been squatting the garden for nearly one month now.

Those two guys are really cheeky and feel footloose and fancy free in my favourite playground!

Yesterday they tore to pieces one of my squeaky toys and Perky just said was that it was my fault cause I should have brought it back home!!

Sometimes "Mrs I-give-lessons-to everyone" gets on my nerves…

But she is my darling and I forgive her everything, except her last light bulb moment.

You know what she has declared?

That if the two foxes come every evening after dinner, it's because they are hungry and begging for some left-overs!

First I had a great aha moment, cause, you see Perky is a good eater and there are never any left-overs.

But a few seconds later my blood ran cold when she added that maybe she could try giving them some of my dry pet food!! 

That girl is as cheeky as the two foxes in the garden! She could at least have asked me!!

So, dear readers, before that naughty girl makes an irreparable error, please leave some comments and suggestions on how to deal with those unexpected guests!

Thanks in advance.

Canaille, your favourite entertainer.