Hi everydoggy,
My name is Canaille. I'm an English Springer Spaniel and Perky, this blog's owner, is my mum.
Today you know what? I'm a poor lonesome doggy.
I mean, I'm inside, Perky is outside, and the door is locked!
Actually, I think I'm punished.
Sometimes I deserve it. For example, I'm always a bit peckish and before dinner I happen to nibble anything I can get my paw on*.
So, being punished for swallowing one of the bird seedballs was fair, even though digesting that stuff was punishment enough!
But today, nothing of the kind!
Perky was digging the flower-bed and I kept barking to tell her that she didn't need to tire herself out, cause I had not buried any bones or treats there (that poor girl doesn't have any flair!).
Then, you know what?
She just ordered me to keep quiet!
Keep quiet?? No way!!
I started barking louder to warn her that Daddy would not be happy with her, cause last time I dug a hole in the garden, he scolded me.
Well, Perky speaks dog quite fluently (I'm a good teacher), but sometimes it seems that my barkings are Greek to her.
So, to show her that I had already tested the ground and that there was no treasure hidden there, I decided to paw up and down*.
I did my best, even though the tulips, the daffodils and the carnations were tickling my paws.
And that's when Perky started shouting at me and before I could pee on the flowers to spare her the watering chore, she had dragged me back home!
And now here I am, locked in, with a bone to pick with Perky!
Could you be my champion and make nice comments about me?
Thanks in advance.
Have a pawesome* day!
* Dictionary Dog-English :
to get my paw on to get my hand on
to paw up and down to pace up and down
pawesome awesome
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